I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
