I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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