You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
