I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
So squirting runs in the family.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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