And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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