im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
