Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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