At least make sure they are 18
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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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