weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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