...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
vagina is talking i cant
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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