Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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