And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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