Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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