home. puking in laundry basket.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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