She's JV to your varsity
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
