sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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