help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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