some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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