sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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