ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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