Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
the night ended with taco bell and tears
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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