My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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