it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize