Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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