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kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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