No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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