What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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