Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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