i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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