Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It's just like the Real World with babies
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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