but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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