Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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