I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
My orgasm happened in two different decades
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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