made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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