please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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