Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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