Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
