At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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