And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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