He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
