My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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