Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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