i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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