y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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