Just fell off a train. Bad.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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