smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
