listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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