"it" just moved
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
