Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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