i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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