The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
