How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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